Stephen Fry

The gentle giant. Giant of intellect and stature, Stephen surely would rate as on of the best conversationalists you could hope to meet. If he's reading this he's probably humbly arguing with me, whilst cheerily pointing out in a baritone inflection the enormous inaccuracies in my choice of words. In fact he's probably looking down in his 'everyone's favourite bachelor uncle' type muttering about how I can't use the plural 'inaccuracies' with the singular 'choice'. I love the way he forewent sexual behaviour in the pursuit of some kind of dignified asexual intellectual purity. One gets the impression that all that sex business is just too icky for our Stephen. Fry- we adore you, you clever clever bastard.